Why i REALLY hate Christmas – Part deux

Hey Luuuuuuucy….. I got some splain-ing to do. Let me elaborate…. I’m not sure I really HATE Christmas per se. I think I hate the idealized, commercialized IDEA of Christmas. I’m a Christian, and proud to say so. I believe in Christ, and I believe I will spend eternity in heaven with Him because I [...]

What’s the WORST halloween candy you ever received?

Hilarious article by Ed Levine of “Serious Eats” website on what NOT to give out on Halloween. This brings back the memory of the old lady (that smelled like mothballs) in my childhood neighborhood who always gave out Necco Wafers and loose pennies. On the list of no-no’s, I would also add popcorn balls and [...]

Freaks-r-us

Dunno how much longer this will be up, but it still makes me cry. Church boy gone wild. Notice the comments: I believe it is wrong and silly how The Way International is constantly working to pull down any posts of The Renewed Live is the Key. This must piss them off to no end. [...]

Why I hate Christmas

Think of this as Chapter one. A collection of reasons why I hate Christmas. Chapter 2 will follow shortly and involves my mother in law, xanax, and a Griswold family vacation. I go into Target last week for candy corn. I have an addiction issue involving candy corn and jelly beans. Trying my damndest to [...]

Tryin to crawl out from under the rock

Hey… I miss y’all. Too much. I love that no one gives me carp for not showing up around here for too long. Thank you. I couldnt live without you guys. Life’s been weird lately… I usually count on springtime to pull me out of the depressive shithole, and this year it’s taking longer than [...]