Funny from the dark side

Ok…this is funny. I don’t know why, it just is. Yeah, i know i’m politically UNcorrect, but this is funny as hell.

The word is out in China: Speak better English

BEIJING (AP) — Along with spitting, run-down housing and bad manners, add unintelligible English to the list of things organizers of the 2008 Beijing Olympics want to ban.

Municipal officials promised on Wednesday to crack down on awkward, Chinese-inflected English, known as “Chinglish,” and asked the public to help police bad grammar and faulty syntax.

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With 500,000 foreigners expected for the Olympics, taxi drivers who can’t speak English — or signs that mangle the language — could be an embarrassment and distract from the $40 billion being poured into rebuilding the city for the games.

Throughout the city, examples abound.

A store selling tobacco products advertises: “An Excellent Winding Smoke.”

On the floor at Beijing’s Capital Airport, a sign reads: “Careful Landslip Attention Security.”

On a billboard, this mysterious message: “Shangri-La is in you mind, but your Buffalo is not.” (WTF?)

In an elevator, parents are warned: “Please lead your child to tare the life.”