Searching for answers?

Let’s see a show of hands.  Who all has Googled an entire question? or just a statement?

For some reason-people end up here looking for answers.

We’re not all knowing; but pretend to be, like to think we are.

Here are a few samples:

(with helpful, non-professional advice included….we are not liable if you have no common sense and take some of this seriously fuck yourself up or die)

• bipolar a death sentence?  The short answer is “no”…so is the longer version.

• can you break topamax pill in half?  as long a pill is not in a timed/extended release form-you can slice & dice them any which way you choose.

• what happens when hamster chicks blow up?  WTF are you talking about and how did you end up here?  I imagine if female hamsters exploded….they would die and leave a mess….NEXT!

• what if my dog licks a toad?  They’re gonna foam at the mouth…badly. Rinse out their mouth. Some toads are very bad for dogs to lick. Dog Poison Care.

• will someone kill me, please?  I guess that depends

• can you snort percocet?  Don’t….there’s Tylenol/Acetaminophen in it. Search here.
  

• doctor does not want to do a pap smear on….. dangit, that one cut off, dying to know WTF…NOT.
  

• she makes fun of me  Sorry to hear that. Tell us what you did so we can laugh too.

• why does she make me feel wrong all the             ……. ????

• wife treats me like personal punching bag  How old are you? Are you hot? Leave the bitch.

• bipolar disorder + carnival ride workers  I got nuttin

• how much does seroquel go for on the street? No idea! We do not know. Quit asking us.

• how much seroquel can kill someone?  again…I got nuttin…read the damn sheet that comes with it, look for this:  LD50; that will kill half the people, the others on that shit are just the walking dead.
  

• “you can water me” heh, just had to toss that one in there.  Do AC or I know you? Do you wear a cape or have multiple body piercings?

• ball gag  ask WNile about those, he has a collection…in his basement.

• what is Scientology?  Ask xenu

• i don’t care what i’ve been told. Neither do I

There you have it, the first installation (gratuitous filler post) of Ask the BPChicks.

here kitty kitty

C, the feline here-recently informed me she purchased Bipolar for Dummies. We had some quality phone time and some needed laughs that afternoon as she read excerpts from it. She plans on reviewing it here…possibly in a series…soon. *ahem* here kitty kitty…. *waves …arm*

Well, now they have an on-line advertisement blog.

You can read about the tag-team effort here. one of the authors is also a co-author of “The Ups and Downs of Raising a Bipolar Child” *sigh*…yeah and yet another (who lives with a bipolar spouse) “offers his experience and insight from life in the trenches“  <—–I found that more offensive than heartwarmingly cute.

They’re “spotlighting medications” right now.

I’d like to spotlight some medications. How about you?

Rampage

My heart is breaking guys.

I hate to hear of anyone becoming acutely ill.

I’m just hoping for the best. That he gets the care he needs and comes out of this as Quinton; and not some damn medicated zombie or someone forever lost.

He seems like such a good guy.

Dana White, on “a little” about Rampage’s mental state.  Here “He was up for four days…..”

I dunno, no one knows what really is going on.  It is all speculation, ya know? I hear no sleep…(ya know what that can do sometimes) and “religion” and tend to get concerned.

Better coverage about this and all your mma needs can be found here.

Nice? F*ck Nice! I’m Sick of The Drama

Beginning To The End Of My Niceness

An update to an update on my journey of trying to be a good person. That’s what this post is about.

Wanna know where my phone is at the moment? Buried under a mound of pillows to stiffle the ring. Wanna know why? Because, I was nice to a person who I am beginning to believe has lost all sense of reality.

Of course, I’m talking about my SIL. That biotch is hanging on me like the odor of lingering bad fart. I have been graced with her presence for almost 3 days straight now.

Yes, I know that she lost her daughter and is grieving. But, she is driving me to think pretty fondly of death, too.

She was here for hours and hours and hours yesterday and the day before. I thought that I could give her the slip today by leaving my house at a totally insane hour. I left at 6:30. I have been talked into having a yard sale with daughters. Why did I agree to this? I’m always tired and grouchy before it even starts. Anyway, I went over to A’s house early to set things up for tomorrow. It was hot. I was tired and grouchy. But, at least, I didn’t have my Siamese twin hanging off my side….for a while. Sure as hell, here comes her little red car pulling into the drive-way. Holy shit!!!!!

Being Nice Is Screwing Up My Life!

This is another update to the SIL Post.

Y’all made me do some self-assessment thinking with your comments and encouragement to help crack-head, dillusional, grief stricken SIL.  I let myself be swayed by the image in my head of birds singing, butterflies landing on my shoulders, rainbows in a clear blue sky, and the voice of God saying, “Well done! You Ye have earned your angel wings! You Ye have given of your time to help someone in need! Ye shall be blessed!” I see myself standing on my front porch waving “Bye Bye” to her in her little red car. She is smiling. I am smiling. Everything is right with the world! And, I’m on the verge of sainthood….St. UM. Yay for me!

BUT…….That’s what I pictured in my head. Here’s reality……:

I had no idea what I was getting into and God did not tell me this part of it.

Ya see, SIL is under the impression now that I am her very, very, very favorite person/best friend/favorite sister-in-law, and personal crisis coach.

Call me a bitch…..I can’t take this anymore.

More Power to Her

“I’m not really looking. Men just fall in your lap, you stub your toe on them. It just happens. I’m looking for someone who can make me laugh, who I think is cute and that still wants to go and do stupid things.”  Source

I was wondering why we were getting all the Cher “hits” here recently. (I’m out of the famous people news loop)

He’s 26 years younger…so?

This post has been stolen…..from…

Has your work been ripped off?

This is me today —-> 

Since when is my blog’s name New Hampshire Public Radio , you assholes?!

Girls, since when is our name, Health Living | Medicine & Health Questions and Answers?

*By the way-it’s called a comma, learn to use one.*  ^^  (the program is not so smart, is it?)

If you also have a health care or mental health blog, check it out-many of your stolen posts are probably there too.

New Bipolar Terms…..

OK, Chicks…..I’ve got a brand new bipolar term for you.

First, let us review the last one…..”buypolar”: a legal defense of rich people with high powered attorneys

Get ready….

“bipolar distorter”…..In my local paper yesterday, there was an article on Jesco White. Jesco lives about 1 hour away from me. He is known as the Dancing Outlaw and has had a couple of documentaries done about him. You can do a google and find over 14,000 pages with Jesco.

The Dancing Outlaw With Bipolar Distorter

pharm-party: everyone welcome

In case some of you missed it, please read an informative post at Furious Seasons about the drug industry’s involvement with The American Psychiatric Association.

There is also mention of what may be a newsflash to some of you; the DSM-V and the slime (my words) who have a hand in writing it. (I’m sure that ought to be a fun read when it comes out)

I’ll go out on a limb and assume there will be some new labels that will apply to most moods and/or emotions we all have at some point during life events….just so more can join the pharm-party.  What nice guys, they won’t want to leave anyone out.

Click on over for a must read.

Buypolar Defense….

I’m truly sick of this nonsense! Chicks, it’s giving all of us a bad, bad rap. What am I talking about? The bipolar (which I from now on will call “buypolar” defense.

How many of us with bipolar disorder live day after day without managing to get our names in the news? Yes, there are times when we have done things that if found out would make great headlines in our local papers. Maybe, cable news, too. Come on, y’all know exactly what I’m talking about.