Searching for answers?
Let’s see a show of hands. Who all has Googled an entire question? or just a statement?
For some reason-people end up here looking for answers.
We’re not all knowing; but pretend to be, like to think we are.
Here are a few samples:
(with helpful, non-professional advice included….we are not liable if you have no common sense and take some of this seriously fuck yourself up or die)
- bipolar a death sentence? The short answer is “no”…so is the longer version.
- can you break topamax pill in half? as long a pill is not in a timed/extended release form-you can slice & dice them any which way you choose.
- what happens when hamster chicks blow up? WTF are you talking about and how did you end up here? I imagine if female hamsters exploded….they would die and leave a mess….NEXT!
- what if my dog licks a toad? They’re gonna foam at the mouth…badly. Rinse out their mouth. Some toads are very bad for dogs to lick. Dog Poison Care.
- will someone kill me, please? I guess that depends
- can you snort percocet? Don’t….there’s Tylenol/Acetaminophen in it. Search here.
- doctor does not want to do a pap smear on….. dangit, that one cut off, dying to know WTF…NOT.
- she makes fun of me Sorry to hear that. Tell us what you did so we can laugh too.
- why does she make me feel wrong all the ……. ????
- wife treats me like personal punching bag How old are you? Are you hot? Leave the bitch.
- bipolar disorder + carnival ride workers I got nuttin
- how much does seroquel go for on the street? No idea! We do not know. Quit asking us.
- how much seroquel can kill someone? again…I got nuttin…read the damn sheet that comes with it, look for this: LD50; that will kill half the people, the others on that shit are just the walking dead.
- “you can water me” heh, just had to toss that one in there. Do AC or I know you? Do you wear a cape or have multiple body piercings?
- ball gag ask WNile about those, he has a collection…in his basement.
- what is Scientology? Ask xenu
- i don’t care what i’ve been told. Neither do I
There you have it, the first installation (gratuitous filler post) of Ask the BPChicks.
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